Whenever I tell people about this site, the first question they typically ask is “What does ‘bro chick’ mean?” I included the section found in the header of this blog for just that reason, but I wanted to elaborate on it further. Urban dictionary defines a bro chick as “a girl who will sit back, drink beer, play video games and football with you, and still spend 5 f**king hours doing her makeup.” Well said Urban dictionary, well said. The nickname was given to me because I say and do things like the following:
“I really want to watch the football game at 1pm, but all the good produce at the farmer’s market will be gone by 2pm. Ahhhh.”
“I want to look pretty but I don’t understand how hair curlers or eyelash curlers work.” Pretty much any beauty tool seems more like a weapon than a make-me-pretty device in my opinion.
I cannot walk in heels. I look constipated.
I don’t watch sports to look “cute”. I have genuine interest in this game and have a lot riding on it for my fantasy team.
Other women think dude friends want something “more” than friendship from women. Not the case as with my friends I am seen as a non-sexual object, like a little sister. Or a lamp.
On that note, once you become a non-sexual object all the vulgar stories and gross behavior men do without the presence of a female comes forth. For you are now another bro and things like pooping and girl’s nipple sizes become frequent topics of discussion.
In college I was frequently handed Mike’s Hard Lemonades or Smirnoff Ices instead of beers. Now I frequently have to pipe up when the bartender looks around and says “Who ordered the whiskey?” I did, no Cosmopolitans here. No sir.
“No that’s his salad. I ordered the bacon mac and cheese.”
Interrupting thoughts such as “I can’t believe Eli threw four interceptions last night. So awf…oh man I need a manicure. My nails look like a farmers…I wonder how many calories are in this smoothie. Who has a bye week next week?”
A bro chick is a unique hybrid between a guy and a girl; she will manage your fantasy football league and then buy a wildly over-priced pair of rain boots because they’re “in” and “functional”. She will wear a cocktail dress and drink beer until the dress gets too tight which is when she will promptly switch to whiskey. She is your drinking buddy, your wing-woman, and your bro with boobs. Do not be put off by her lack of interest in hairstyles and fashion for she will make up for that with her sweet baking skills. She is sarcastic, she is unique, and she is writing this post.