It’s time to get up.
5 more minutes.
If you don’t get up now, you’re not going to have time to get your lunch and your clothes for work ready.
There are clothes in my gym bag, I can just wear those.
Ew that’s gross. No, get a clean sports bra. And don’t forget to pack a regular bra! You can’t keep buying new ones at Victoria’s Secret.
That was one time! And it was the semi-annual sale! Jeeze.
You’re running out of time. You know how frantic you get when you give yourself five minutes to get out of bed, dressed, packed, and out the door.
I have plenty of time. It’s only 7:05am.
No, it’s 7:15am.
You have to be out the door at 7:30 if you want to make it to the gym on time.
Ugh, I don’t feel like going.
You say that now, but when you stand up you’ll want to go.
Let me check the website and see what the workout is. Ugh, we just did front squats. I’m going to cancel.
No, go to the gym. You ate half a bag of jelly beans last night. We said we weren’t going to do that anymore.
But I’m tiiiiiiiiiired. And it’s cold outside. And I don’t have the mental energy to deal with Atlantic Terminal right now.
Get up. Don’t you want to eat some jelly beans when you get home?
If you don’t go to the gym you’re going to feel sluggish and grumpy. And let’s be honest, you’re still going to eat the jellybeans. You’ll feel better if you workout.
Bah. What time is it?
I still have five minutes to decide.
But then you won’t have time to get ready. Goddamnit you know how times works!
Alright! I’m getting up. You win again.