A fews ago I decided I wanted to start meditating. I would sit cross-legged on my bathroom floor (the only dark, quiet place in my apartment), close my eyes, and sat there as my mind raced in circles until my legs hurt and I had to get up. Spoiler alert: this is not what meditating is. Meditation is focusing your mind on a single endpoint. It can be your breath, a visualization of some sort, or a mantra (i.e., a word or phrase like “I am enough“).
I didn’t learn about that last part until I did my yoga teacher training (several years later), so I started to research how to meditate since sitting in a dark bathroom wondering what you’ll have for lunch that day is basically the opposite of meditating. Everything I found online suggested using one of the many guided meditation apps, and linked me to the one I’ve now been using for several years; Stop. Breathe. Think.
The app offers a variety of guided meditations based on how your and body and mind are feeling. You tick off some feelings or sensations your experience at that particular moment, and a list of recommended meditations display for you to choose some. Some are longer (15-20 minutes) and some are very short (1-3 minutes – great for the train or waiting in line). It was fantastic for me because it gave me something to focus on which helped silence the rest of my incessant internal monologue. Eventually I learned how to meditate without an app by focusing on my breath or various mantras I learned during my training.
Although I don’t use my app as much as I used to, the concept of Stop, Breathe, and Think has followed me into various aspects of my life. Like today…
Today, for whatever reason, is a sh*tty day. You know the old saying that someone “woke up on the wrong side of the bed”? Well I did that. I don’t know how, but I did and it’s stupid and it’s make everything seem impossible and infuriating. And no, it’s not that time of the month, in case you were wondering. Since I’ve been feeling so much better, it bothered even more than it normally would to feel so off all day. Nothing particularly bad happened, a few annoyances here and there, but that’s normal. But for whatever reason, today anything could send me into a blind rage and I’m not about it.
The offense: I was sitting in a meeting and someone was eating and chewing with their mouth open. The sound of someone chewing will irritate me on a great day, but on a bad day? I was seething. All these thoughts about how rude and disgusting this display was distracted me so much that I have absolutely no idea what happened in that meeting. Someone could have said “Wow that girl, the technical writer, is really stupid and ugly,” and I would have either nodded or completely ignored it. All I could think about was how angry I was.
The second the meeting ended, I bolted out of the room and headed for the elevators to go back to my desk. Still filled with rage, I impatiently waited for the elevator. Then God or the universe or whatever is watching over us took this opportunity to mess with me, because every time I hit the button, the wrong elevator came. Eventually I gave up and took the stairs, pouting and stomping my way up, and then slumped down at my desk, defeated. I was so mad that I felt like I was going to burst into tears. I could feel the hot, angry tears welling up in my eyes and couldn’t believe I was about to cry over nothing. In that moment, something came over me.
“STOP,” a voice in my head told me. That’s when I noticed my breath; it was erratic and labored. My hands were shaking and my palms were sweaty.
“BREATHE”. I have the word tattooed on my wrist and yet I still forget to do it all the time. I slowly and deliberately got up from my desk and calming walked to the bathroom.
“THINK” about the breath. It always comes back to the breath, as any yoga teacher will consistently tell you.
I sat in the bathroom and took a few deep breaths (thankfully no one has done something foul in there before me) and thought about getting a cup of hot tea from the kitchen. After my breathing became regular again, I washed my hands with warm water to feel the calming sensation of the heat and went to the kitchen to make some tea.
For all the time I spent feeling angry, irrational, and upset, it only took me a few minutes to calm myself down. Had I just sat at my desk and continued to stew in my irrational rage, I can absolutely tell you it would have taken exponentially longer to feel normal again.
We have a lot more control over our thoughts and feelings than we give ourselves credit for, and one of the ways we learn this control is through meditation. If you’ve never tried it or have tried it and not felt the benefits, I highly recommend downloading an app like Stop. Breathe. Think. Our time is precious, so don’t spend it outraged over someone just trying to eat their lunch.